Thursday, July 31, 2008

Froggy Went a' Courtin'

A few months back I started knitting the Back to School Vest from Fitted Knits. I love the colorway of the Cascade 220 that I chose and according to lots of people's notes in ravelry it's a quick knit. I was making a few modifications but nothing that should have taken me very long. But for some reason I wasn't that into it and it got pushed aside as I did other things, and then it got too hot too touch wool. But finally last week I was motivated, I was going to finish this project. But as I neared finishing the first strappy thing and tried it on to see how long I should make it I realized there was a problem.

How do I say this delicately? My boobs. They are not nearly HUGE enough for this vest. I mean they would have to be surpassing Anna Nicole or Pam Anderson to fit in this vest and while there is nothing wrong with having ta-tas that big I just don't got 'em. (My brother-in-law has now closed the screen in awkward TMI silence).

I really have no idea how I made it that big but I made this in such starts and stops over such a long period of time that really elves could have come overnight knit a few short rows and I wouldn't have noticed.

So now it sits sadly mocking me and I think I will have to frog it to put it out of its misery and mine. Ribbit, ribbit. Maybe I'll try again at some point but for now I have some other projects in the works and a big challenge for the Ravelympics. Oh yeah, I'm that big a goober.

4 comments:

Lisa (from the SnB) said...

It was definitely elves, I'm sure of it!

Ariel said...

Stupid elves. However, I demand a modeled picture.

Jenny said...

Yeah, me too. I want to see just how big this thing wants your boobs to be. HI, BROTHER IN LAW!!! BOOOBIES!! SARAH'S BOOBIES!

hee hee.

Sourire11 said...

You could always just omit the short rows and knit in the pattern straight after the ridges below the bust... It sucks it's not working out but it's a really pretty color at least!